Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I just blew my weed a kiss
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Randomize
