Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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