We're facebook friends in real life
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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