Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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