She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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