come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
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