It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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