Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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