problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
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