She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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