There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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