whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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