Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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