Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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