Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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