there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
Pooping to opera.
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