Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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