maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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