one two three fourrrrnication!
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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