Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
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