so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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