Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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