i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
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