i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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