i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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