it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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