dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
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