Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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