dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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