I'd wear matching sweaters with you
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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