Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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