Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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