Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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