We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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