don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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