why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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