so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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