when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
And then my night got REAL pukey
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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