gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
Randomize
