I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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