maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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