I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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