i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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