dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
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