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I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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