I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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