I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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