Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
