I wanna passion pit in your ass
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
People in love make me want to vomit
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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