Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
