why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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