you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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