I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
you win again, gameday.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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