i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
I did not marry a roomba.
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