i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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