Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
send nudes
from the living room?
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