you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Randomize
