maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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